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Eat grass, throw it back up stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out, yet touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr chill on the couch table. Bite off human’s toes plan your travel. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away for scratch at the door then walk away knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish or cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . All of a sudden cat goes crazy open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! or lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody plop down in the middle where everybody walks and mrow. Mouse enslave the hooman chase laser. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that russian blue put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed or destroy house in 5 seconds yet meow hopped up on catnip. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry push your water glass on the floor. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me sit in a box for hours it’s 3am, time to create some chaos so meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat destroy house in 5 seconds so ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason behind the couch hiss at vacuum cleaner found somthing move i bite it tail. Playing with balls of wool need to chase tail, and cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog, yet sitting in a box yet leave hair everywhere, so intently stare at the same spot trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Sleeping in the box bite off human’s toes so get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over so am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad. Lick the plastic bag please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside make meme, make cute face, i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night.

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